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Witty hand towels
Witty hand towels
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apparently wine is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you?
a wise woman once said fuck this shit and lived happily ever after - Unavailable
by the time a woman realizes her mother was right she has a dauhter she knows is wrong - Unavailable
buy your mom a bottle of wine. after all you are the reason she drinks
damn right im good in bed. I can stay there all day. - Unavailable
Doctors recommend a glass of wine daily. Thankfully I have 6 doctors - Unavailable
Im outdoorsy. I like to drink on the porch - Unavailable
Its not drinking alone if the dog is home
I am sooooo glad I was young and crazy before the were cell phones and evidence
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to school together - Unavailable
i will not yell in class. I will not throw things. i will not bite or kick. i will not have tantrums... I am the teacher - Unavailable
I'm currently experiencing life at the rate of multiple WTFs per hour - Unavailable
I want to be a good parent... i just feel I'm going to need some different kids to work with
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized that it was sunday
My housekeeping style is best described as... there appears to have been a struggle
of the lies I've told just kidding is my favorite
someties i stare at my husband and think to myself...wow... he is one lucky sob - Unavailable
so when does this old enough to know better kick in?
that's a terrible idea? hold my drink - Unavailable
weve been friends for so long i cant remember which one of us is the bad influence - Unavailable
welcome to the shit show - Unavailable
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. YOU CUSS TOO MUCH. YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. YOU EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A FRIEND - Unavailable
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apparently wine is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you? - $11.95
a wise woman once said fuck this shit and lived happily ever after - $11.95 - Sold out
by the time a woman realizes her mother was right she has a dauhter she knows is wrong - $11.95 - Sold out
buy your mom a bottle of wine. after all you are the reason she drinks - $11.95
damn right im good in bed. I can stay there all day. - $11.95 - Sold out
Doctors recommend a glass of wine daily. Thankfully I have 6 doctors - $11.95 - Sold out
Im outdoorsy. I like to drink on the porch - $11.95 - Sold out
Its not drinking alone if the dog is home - $11.95
I am sooooo glad I was young and crazy before the were cell phones and evidence - $11.95
I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to school together - $11.95 - Sold out
i will not yell in class. I will not throw things. i will not bite or kick. i will not have tantrums... I am the teacher - $11.95 - Sold out
I'm currently experiencing life at the rate of multiple WTFs per hour - $11.95 - Sold out
I want to be a good parent... i just feel I'm going to need some different kids to work with - $11.95
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized that it was sunday - $11.95
My housekeeping style is best described as... there appears to have been a struggle - $11.95
of the lies I've told just kidding is my favorite - $11.95
someties i stare at my husband and think to myself...wow... he is one lucky sob - $11.95 - Sold out
so when does this old enough to know better kick in? - $11.95
that's a terrible idea? hold my drink - $11.95 - Sold out
weve been friends for so long i cant remember which one of us is the bad influence - $11.95 - Sold out
welcome to the shit show - $11.95 - Sold out
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. YOU CUSS TOO MUCH. YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS. YOU EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A FRIEND - $11.95 - Sold out
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